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Hello friends and most people that hate me,

Mr. Descripto here. I've been locked in my bathroom for 4 days now. I've tried screaming. I left my phone outside. I don't know what to do. I ate all the soap and I'm running out of food. There's a bird that flies in every 30 minutes and violently attacks me then flies back out. I have cuts all over my face. I think I'm being Punk'd but I don't know Ashton Kutcher. I'm just going to keep digging this hole in the wall with my toothbrush. *sigh*

Today Khail was grumpy about the MTV Movie Awards 2014. He told me not to put a list of the winners cause "I don't want to waste anyone's time".

Anyway. I gotta finish making clothing out of toilet paper now....

See ya,
Mr. Descripto
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