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THE CRASH - NPC Ep.12 - Season Finale

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As a new day dawns over the city, Mike faces the consequences of deleting the main character of the game.

NPC title theme is "Checkmate" by Andrew Blaney, licensed from Killer Tracks.

Created by Woody Tondorf, Jeff Sloniker, and Andrew Hanson
Directed and edited by www.youtube.com/Tyrannicon
Written by Andrew Hanson and Jeff Sloniker

Starring
Oliver Vaquer as Mike
Jeff Sloniker as Rico

Also, let's just do a quick FAQ for the silly complaints you're going to have:

Q: This isn't GTA5 so it sucks!
A: Not a question, but the only way to do good machinima in GTA is to use a PC, and since there's no PC port yet for GTA5, we do the best we can.

Q: His name's Niko Bellic, not Rico Selleck! You suck!
A: Yeah yeah yeah, we know. But we don't want to risk any chance that our good friends at Rockstar would take offence to this parody, so we changed the names. Get over it.

Q: I won't get over it, because Niko's Russian!
A: DID YOU WATCH EPISODE 6?!? DID YOU?!? WE CLEARLY SAY HIS COUNTRY OF ORIGIN IS "RUSSIA-ISH," WHICH MEANS HE'S NOT ACTUALLY FROM RUSSIA, DAD!!!!

Q: These people look like an acid trip!
A: Don't do drugs. But do realize that, in order to make a nearly decade old game look all right, Tyrannicon ran the program through ICenhancer, which makes a lot of stuff look HD pretty, but the people still look like monsters. We promise you get used to it.

Q: What the hell/sh*t/eff did I just watch?
A: It's a revolutionary new art form in which we go INSIDE the game itself to create a story that may be wholly separate from the game's canon! Though we're not quite sure what to call it yet, we think it may be some form of Machine Cinema. We're pretty sure we're the only people to try this, but our records only go back to 2009, when dubstep was cool.

Q: I hate these flashbacks! Die in a fire!
A: Wow, of all the hateful things you've said so far, that one's the worst. We love that so many of you are watching the episodes, and we realize the flashbacks can take a while, but they're for the new people who are watching this for the first time and will have NO IDEA what's going on. And we include new funny one liners for Rico to say so you're not just watching the same thing over and over...but fuck us, right?

Q: I love this!
A: And we love you, but you only asked one question this whole time.
Category
Minecraft
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